A Post Out Of Sheer Boredom

The six words at the top say it all ... I (as almost always :P) am getting really bored coz my exams are going on but I'm in no tiny mood to study ... Whenever I open the bundle of notes, all I see are the 3 small topics on the front page, I read them and then somehow I get distracted to proceed to the next page ... So, end result - ask me the applications of multimedia and I can write you a 300 word essay, but ask me anything else and ________________ (no, seriously ... these blanks haven't been put there by mistake, they belong there :) )

Ohhh crappppp, I had thought I wouldn't talk much about exams out here ... But now don't expect me to go all the way up 3-4 lines and select it and press the DEL key ... You know how lazy I am :P ...

By the way, made a delicious bread-chocolate pudding today (for recipes and other cooking tips mail me at riteek.arora.the.chef@gmail.com :P ) ... about 4-5 servings are still stored in the freezer, so u can 'come on over and eat some fun' tomorrow (coz it wont survive after that) ... No, I'm not being paid by crazy noodles for that line ... :) (I hate crazy noodles, the food is sooooooo bland, leave alone putting it, I bet they dont even know what spices are)

Chalo then, its time to end this 'boredom' post (if I write more in THIS post, then it'll defeat my purpose of showing everyone how bored I am :P )

Quite a lot of you might be having exams these days, so all the best for them ...

Catch you all later ...

I'm Back ... :)

Heyyyy ... been a long time guys ... 2 months and a day over to be precise :) ...

Exams going on with huge gaps between them, beneficial to catch up with the IPL ... Awesome first two weeks of cricket ... hoping chennai move up the ladder in the second phase of the tournie ...

I'm back, but since i didnt have any informative content this time, i'm posting some whacky greetings (twisted style) :P ...

have fun ....

I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...

- I've changed my mind.

 

I must admit, you brought religion into my life...

- I never believed in Hell until I met you.

 

As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....

That you're not here to ruin it for me .

 

Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....

Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

 

Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....

Almost lifelike!

 

When we were together, you said you'd die for me...

- Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

 

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....

- Did you ever find out who the father was?

 

You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...

- I'd miss you terribly and think of you often .

 

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...

So we're having you put to sleep.

 

Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....

What the hell was I thinking

 

I'm so miserable without you...

It's almost like you're still here.

 

Thank you for being part of my life....

I never knew what evil was until I met you!

 

Congratulations on your wedding day!...

Too bad no one likes your wife.

 

How can I say this....

Your cooking kills me

 

Hooray.....

- You're divorced.

 

I just want you to knowthat I'm sorry for what happened...

- Especially since you survived.

 
 

Someday I hope to marry...

Someone other than you.

Congrats on getting married...

It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.